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Monday, December 8, 2008

Update: Obama Citizenship case NOT to be heard by Supreme Court

The U.S. Supreme Court will not hear the case challenging Barack Obama's citizenship eligibility to President. The case filed by Leo Donofrio in New Jersey also challenged the citizenship of 2 other Presidential candidates; John McCain and Roger Calero.

There is other litigation pending, including the Lafayette Hill, PA., however none will prevent him from becoming our next President.

As I wrote about earlier, I didn't think any of these cases had a chance at preventing his inauguration but rather helped to damage his squeaky reputation. Similar to the Left's attack on President Bush intelligence, it is now Obama's turn to fight for his persona. Early in the Bush Presidency it was suddenly "acceptable" that Presidents are no longer off-limits to comedians and petty humor. We'll see if the same courtesy is extended to Barack. Here are a few topics de jure...

My Obama Top 13

  1. He's not a U.S. Citizen
  2. He likes to give the Middle Finger
  3. Without a teleprompter, he's a stuttering buffoon
  4. He champions the word "um"
  5. He's a chain smoker
  6. He's secretly a Muslim
  7. He is unpatriotic & won't wear a Flag lapel pin
  8. He is Karl Marx reincarnate
  9. He is not Black. Half-black, raised by whites, and non-slavery heritage. Just ask Jesse J.
  10. He doesn't sweat
  11. He makes a reporters hearts' pitter-patter
  12. He wishes people would call him Barry
  13. He looks forward to the day when Michelle will let go of his ....... If Jesse Jackson doesn't get 'em first!

Signing off...JCB

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Barack not in Hawaii

Last night CNN reported breaking news that Barack was taking a few days away from the campaign to fly to Hawaii to be near his ailing grandmother. Reports are coming in that he is not in Hawaii but Hollywood taping Season 3 for VH1's The Pickup Artist.

Apparently the hosts of the show, seduction artist Mystery (Erik von Markovik), and his wingmen, Tara and Matador, have been astounded by Barack's talents with the potential voters that they have hired him as a consultant.

Barack, never being one to turn down campaign donations or the spotlight, jumped at the opportunity to display his inner Don Juan. Full details have not been disclosed but leaks of episode themes have started to hit the internet.

Some episode examples:
  • Barack and Mystery train the young apprentices how to swoon young college co-eds into a grass-roots voter registration scheme.
  • Barack and Mystery train the young apprentices how to be suttle but expeditious in relieving the weary workers of the weight of their paychecks while engaging them with deceptive oratory about "the greater good".
  • Barack and Mystery train the young apprentices how to scare up support for universal healthcare among the elderly through frequent disturbing visits to retirement homes. All while avoiding comparisons to the failed VA medical system, inaccessible European systems, and any reference to the fines imposed on those who can't afford the mandated coverage (ahem Massachusetts).
  • Barack and Mystery train the young apprentices how to manipulate the various media outlets into a surrogate of their choosing. They start with the easy targets, the big U.S. TV networks. The challenge continues to become more difficult as the encounter radio and the internet. The winner of the challenge must be able to silence dissension across all media channels and impose a fairness doctrine.

Riveting television to be sure!!

Signing off...JCB

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Monday, October 20, 2008

The Democratic National Committe's new seal

Apparently Howard Dean didn't approve of the Obama Orb of power,





nor his new Presidential Seal.




















So, he is mandating the use of his new trademark symbol that represents everything that the Democratic Party stands for...




Signing off...JCB
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Barack has good pick up lines; can he score?

As Jay Cost from RCP examines in the link below; Barack doesn't have a history of being a solid closer. Most elections tighten in the polls at the end. Jay uses 2000 as an example where Gore covered 5.5 points in the final week. McCain can do this despite the long odds. He can't afford any other mistakes.













RE: the EC maps. RCP currently is showing a 286-155 BO lead with 97 as toss ups. McCain needs to hold all of the tossups and turn VA and CO or NM. Or turn CO And NM and not VA.





















http://www.realclearpolitics.com/horseraceblog/2008/10/the_state_of_the_race_1.html

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Barack as Robin Hood, a song

As a continuation on my previous post RE: Barack as Robin Hood, I've written a little song. Hope you like it!

(Sung to the tune from Robin Hood)
Barack Hussein and Little Joe
Takin' more of your money
Laughin' back and forth
while a taxin' all your pay
Proppin' up the complacent
An havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Lovin' the Liberal way

Never ever worried 'bout spendin' limitations
Raise more taxes, Raisin' more Dependence
Meanwhile meetin' with terr'rists an sellin' off our freedom
Spreadin' all your wealth to their constituents

Barack Hussein and Little Joe
Makin' ever'thin' a RIGHT
With the Dems in Congress they
Are only sure to get away
Bigger Government is
truly what is in their sites
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Lovin' the Liberal way
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Lovin' the Liberal way

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Barack is Robin Hood in Sheeps' Clothes.

There should be not doubt in any ones' minds now that BO is a socialist at heart. Yesterday he responded to an independent in the hand-shake line who asked about taxes, with his belief that spreading the wealth makes everyone better. This is crazy left-wing talk, and it goes to the heart of his beliefs.

Here we go again. People!! Stop listening to the campaign rhetoric and open you eyes to the actions of the past. They are the only true barometer for where a candidate may lead. BO has been the most liberal member of the Senate. He has close associations with radical leftist people, and isn't ashamed of their beliefs because he shares them.

McCain needs to call BO out tonight on this issue. He needs to be tough and firm and make it crystal clear that BO favors redistributing your wealth.

Barack Obama is a Socialist. The leadership if the Democrats in congress are socialists. We are about to hand this country over to them! I haven't seen a strong opposition leader from the congressional Republicans, which leaves John McCain as the only hope. He hasn't been a laissez-faire economist (the same can be said for his contemporary Republicans), but he is a hardened spending hawk. We need him NOW!! We need his Reaganesque qualities. Y

Signing off...JCB

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/10/spread-the-weal.html
http://www.breitbart.tv/html/195153.html

Update: More evidence is the optimism of the Communist Part of the USA!!
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